Humor Bloggers Prints

"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Chasebook

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Facebook For Dogs.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Catroom.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Multiple personalities with blogs.