Humor Appreciates Mugs

He didn't have surgery. He's just ugly.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Billy. The Kid.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."