Humility Guru Mugs

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Thank you bubbles

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"You must learn to let go."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Peace. Love. Light

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"You must try to relax more"

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."