Humidity Challenger Prints

'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Orienteering 101

"Looks like beach weather."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Old man learning to ice skate

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity...'

'When mime children touch the walls with dirty hands.'

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

Your work station is a disgrace.

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'How come you never sweep at home?'

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

Hot enough for you?

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

'Is it humid today or what?'

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'Dang. I bet that stains.'