Humidity Challenger Prints

'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Orienteering 101

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Looks like beach weather."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Old man learning to ice skate

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity...'

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

'How come you never sweep at home?'

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

Your work station is a disgrace.

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

Hot enough for you?

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

'Is it humid today or what?'

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

"Look. I'll get to your problem as soon as it coincides with my problem."