Humble Heart Mugs

Exercise for the end of the day...

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Coronovirus dreams

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

Caution Fragile

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Valentines

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

Do It.

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Looking For Love.

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

Happy 2021

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."