Humanitarian Aid Supporter Pillows

Earthquake.

Give, now more than ever.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Alms Bank

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Me and my money are soon parted

Zika global alert

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Quiz

Rodin's Charity Collector

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Merker & Migrants

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Make a Wish

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

Benefactor of children

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."