Human Sexuality Mugs

What Foot Fetishists See

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Sex Education

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

Siggy

The institute.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Sex therapy clinic

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'Sex is good!'

Sigmund Freud

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

AIDS prevention

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Searching for condom.

Hugs.