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"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Booster shots

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'