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"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Somebody Needs a Hug!

Wifi in Hell

Direct Marketing...

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

Puzzle Family

Lovers greeting each other

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Male and Female He created them.'

Human empathy

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"We take connectivity very seriously."

"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

If they replace one more man with a computer, I'm leaving!

"Somehow I'd always imagined that the melding of man and machine would result in someone of superhuman strength, rather than super connectivity."

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

faceless person holding balloon heads.