Hum Enthusiast Prints

"The song in your heart is fine, but the humming from your head really annoys people."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Do Not Resuscitate

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays