Hug Avoider T-Shirts

"I miss handshakes"

No Free Hugs

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Canine Companion

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Emotional Bling

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Hug Your Boss.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Hugs 50 cents

Free Hugs

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Bunny Hop Hug

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"I have hugging issues."

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

"We probably shouldn't cuddle."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

Christmas reunions!