Hue Guru Prints

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'But what is the universe for?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

National Academy of Sport

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Keep Fit.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Congratulations on the new you!

DNA Analysis.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'