Hubris Enthusiast Pillows

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"I'll need a three iron."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Office Woman

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Elementary, my dear Watson.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'Film extras drinks night'

'I love to chase cars too!'

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

"You should get out more."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

Ficken or Chish?

"You've been in here too long, Kevin. You've got cubism."