Housing Warrior Prints

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Homeless count.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

"There, that's better!"

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"When I bought, they called it a fixer-upper. After ten years and $175,000 worth of renovations, it's now called a tear-down."

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

Pop-up neighborhood

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'