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"So we are now expected to home refugees, eh? Well that's one way of getting around the bedroom tax."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Surge Plans.

Trickledown economics

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Real Estate Personals

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

NHS recruitment.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

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'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'They're playing house.'