Housing Market Follower Prints

"Sorry, we need this money to save the housing industry..."

"We just need more wiggle room."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"