Housing Hobbyist T-Shirts

Man sits on house.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

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Bob’s Museum

Real Estate Personals

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'They're playing house.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

New Homes

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Turtle Eviction

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Construction safety.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'Let's not get too carried away.'