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The Bank Bogey Man

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Real Estate Personals

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

HS2

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Homeless count.

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

Early House Hunting.

'They're playing house.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Kicking The Habit

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'