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The Bank Bogey Man

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

HS2

Real Estate Personals

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

Homeless count.

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Chained CPI

Kicking The Habit

Early House Hunting.

'They're playing house.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'