Houseplant Fan Prints

Poinsettia

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Money Plant.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Thanks

Say it with flowers: It!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Bee in flight.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

The Deer of Spring.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.