Household Problem Solver Mugs

'It's $50 for fixing the sink, and $300 for babysitting your husband.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Fittd shēt

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'