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"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

Kitchen Tetris

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Washing Line Walker

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

A woman's work is never done.

Carpet cleaning

"Just empty it."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'