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"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

Kitchen Tetris

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

A woman's work is never done.

"Just empty it."

Carpet cleaning

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Shall I move?"