House Repossession Prints

He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Demonic Repossession.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Spring Cleaning

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Eggshell blue

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."