House Purchasing Prints

'Last time buyers.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Reverse Mortgage.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."