House Music Die-hard Mugs

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Play on."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

The Ignored Busker

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"Sousa's back!"

Edward Elgar

Hurdy gurdy

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Legends of Hold Music

"That's very deep house."

House trained cat

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

'No, this is not the dream Cape Cod, 3BR, 2 1/2 BTH, 21 FT LR. This is the charming Dutch colonial, 2BTH, 4BR, L6 Deck, 6AR.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"Before you sit down, let me give you the grand tour."

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."