House Music Die-hard Mugs

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Play on."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Maria Teresa Vera

The Ignored Busker

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Can I be Frank with you?

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"Sousa's back!"

Edward Elgar

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Hurdy gurdy

Legends of Hold Music

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Mick Jagger

"That's very deep house."

House trained cat

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

The Beatles

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

'Put your head upon my shoulders...'

'No, this is not the dream Cape Cod, 3BR, 2 1/2 BTH, 21 FT LR. This is the charming Dutch colonial, 2BTH, 4BR, L6 Deck, 6AR.'

"Before you sit down, let me give you the grand tour."

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Prodigy

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

Bling Crosby