House Hunting Fan Prints

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Emigrating to France.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Realty. Remember

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'This is close enough.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'