House Hunting Adventurer Mugs

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

"It's perfect!"

"They always try to make the moat look fun. Don't fall for it."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Realty: Completely Unaffordable, Total Pipe Dream, Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

'That house in the much-sought-after area...where the devil is it?'

"They're well detached from my wallet."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'This is close enough.'