Hot Springs Enthusiast Mugs

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

An Unexpected Guest.

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Beanirrito"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Hot Tub Frosty

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Habanero ..."

"Billy the kiddy!"