Hot Springs Enthusiast Mugs

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

An Unexpected Guest.

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Beanirrito"

"What old school? This is my life."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Hot Tub Frosty

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'