Hot Rod Hero Prints

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

A souped up car...

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Zdeno Chara

Say speed

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Way to go

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Goalie Wall.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

You look like a team player. I like that!

Dashiell Hammett

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

One Man Band

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

A 'failed' brake check!

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."