Hot Cocoa Fan Prints

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Non-Humble Pie.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

A chip off the old block...

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

A complimentary biscuit

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Hey barkeep, double hot chocolate, double whipped cream. Sure. Everything okay? It's our family cat. Her body stopped working. I don't understand. Her body stopped working? She died. But my parents are afraid to use that word with me so they keep coming up with the strangest explanations. At one point, they told me she went to Wichita and wasn't coming back. I'm lost. Isn't airport travel terrible these days?

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Danger Coconuts

How milkshakes are made

Barista

No wonder you're drinking hot cocoa, Al. You went outside wearing a tee shirt after I advised you to layer up. Layer up? I though you told me to lawyer up. Weather Wonk.

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

Let the good times roll.

'I am on a holiday from hell.'