Hot Coal Enthusiast Prints

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Beanirrito"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Habanero ..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Is the fire included?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."