Hot Coal Enthusiast Prints

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Roasting the Moneybox

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Habanero ..."

Flash Cuisine

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Marshmallow Roast

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'