Hosting Heroes T-Shirts

'This is the tenth invitation for dinner since Thanksgiving. Everyone wants to get rid of leftovers.'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Caw blimey!'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"A table in Siberia, please."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Homeless count.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"