Hosting An Exchange Student Pillows

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Lady of the Cake.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

Curry for Breakfast.

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

University Degree Flying Carpet

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

The making of the 16th president of the United States

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

'Wait, don't kill that tick! He's a foreign exchange student - we're his host family.'

"It's only for a week. You know that you and mother don't like to sleep three in a bed!"

'Jack's an exchange student. I traded Sally for him.'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'Darling... after two weeks at your sister's she's finally given us a set of scales.'

"The worst part of the lockdown was that I lost 2 years of my U.S. visa."