Hospitality Lovers Prints

The Camp, Pt. 7

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Opening the Barrel

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"Valet park only"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Complementary Beverages

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

With Compliments

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Bed and Breakfast