Hospitality Hugger Mugs

'We're running way behind in here- would you folks mind taking each others' temperatures?'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hate it when we fight."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Love

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Cake

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Your ten percent tip.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Be my Valentine!

Fast Food Restaurant

Romance in Pink

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

The Waiter

Love for the family

'What a bargain!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'

Friendship.