Hospitality Hugger Mugs

'We're running way behind in here- would you folks mind taking each others' temperatures?'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Love

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Cake

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Your ten percent tip.'

The Waiter

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Love for the family

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Romance in Pink

Fast Food Restaurant

Be my Valentine!

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

'What a bargain!'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'

'Brew?'

Friendship.