Hospitality Culture Explorer Mugs

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Cardiac Recovery.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Opening the Barrel

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Valet park only"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Complementary Beverages

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

With Compliments

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

Bed and Breakfast