Hospital Operations Observer Prints

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'This doesn't look good.'

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"