Hospital Hustle Fan Prints

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Corona Funeral

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Give me your sick...

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

Push, push, push...

'Where does it hurt?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'