Hospital Hobbyist Prints

Patient in Traction Helps Nurse Wind Wool.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Paramedics.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Hospital Visit

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Ward Cleaning.