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"All the tests are negative. You can go home."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'Time for your pills.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"The good news is, I got religion!"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

The Children's Hospital

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'