Horsey Hijinks Lover Prints

Once, Harv tried to piggyback into the saddle. His horse decided it was a bad idea.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

A Girl and Her Horse

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Lasso

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Horse steals a little girl's book.

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

Strictly Ornamental.

Riding School Accidents

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

Organic Food Incentive

Way-too-easy rider.

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

Veterinary Surgeon

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Brown, Jones and Robinson - The Riding School

"I don't think the new guy is going to work out."

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'He's my lawyer.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

'Don't they get bored going round-and-round like that all day?'

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

Timmy's been wetting the bed again. Time for a visit from the Kidney fairy.