Horseback Traveler T-Shirts

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

A white collar cow.

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'