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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I stand corrected."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

We stock ALL sizes...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

It bag and no knickers!