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A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Bigfoot"

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Robot Jogger

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Vivienne Westwood

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Consenting Adults.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

We stock ALL sizes...

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The girl with the sensible shoes.