Horse Handler Prints

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Pushy Dog

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

A child and his dog

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog