Horse-drawn Carriage Enthusiast Prints

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Horse Clean-up

'It's a hybrid.'

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."