Horse Appreciator Mugs

Lady Godiva

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

A Venus cow trap.

Laboratory Retriever

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Say cheese!

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Rabbits picknick