Horror Satire Fan Mugs

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

"But I only wanted a hair transplant!"

Dr Jekyll and Mr Insecticide.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

Silence of the Chickens...

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Out To Lurch

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

On the brink.

The Snarky District

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."