Horror Movie Director Pillows

'The motel was nothing fancy but it was clean and they were too tired and hungry to care....'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"How many times do I have to tell you? NO! I don't like scary movies! Now bugger off!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Love at First Sight

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Golfing Boss

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Horror movies

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'