Horologist Prints

"You're late."

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

'They've come up with something called 'Daylight Saving Time,' and I'm darned if I can understand it.'

"Are you some sort of wind-up merchant??"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Demure lady with gloves

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."