Horn Harmonizer Prints

French horn.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Violin family at Christmas

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Hanukkah tree

A Lightning Conductor.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Nocturne

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Carolling

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Do we really need auto-tune.

Carols

Celestial reading lamp.