Hopeless Romantic Pillows

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

"You are my blue beach glass."

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

Let's grow old together!

"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

Valentines Balloons

Injured heart.

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Magnetic attraction between people.

Preparation.

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'Happens every Autumn. I find a girl I like and she ends up falling for some other guy.'

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm still looking for love.'

Kissing couple melt the snow

"Do me a favor: this year, go nuts. They could use it."

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'

"Isn't this nice?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

I love you.

Why lawyers should never try to write their own vows.

The Endless Tunnel of Love

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'I didn't make reservations. I wanted it to be a surprise.'

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.