Hopeless Romantic Pillows

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

"You are my blue beach glass."

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

Let's grow old together!

"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

Valentines Balloons

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

Injured heart.

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

'We complete each other...'

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Magnetic attraction between people.

Preparation.

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Happens every Autumn. I find a girl I like and she ends up falling for some other guy.'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'

'I'm still looking for love.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Kissing couple melt the snow

"Do me a favor: this year, go nuts. They could use it."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'

I love you.

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

"Isn't this nice?"

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Why lawyers should never try to write their own vows.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'